there’s a girl in my class who i always thought was really stuck up, but today some kid was acting like a jerk so i started jokingly reciting an exorcism, and the girl freaking joined in and together we did a full exorcism on the guy and now we’re friends
I’m gonna get a phd only so whenever i get pizza delivered I can open the box in front of the delivery person and quietly say to myself, “just what the doctor ordered.”
im going through my box of paramore merch and I just
I don’t think i’ve ever worn this but I bought it at the 2009 fall tour
well okay then
In which John Green is, as always, wonderful.
*prints this onto a hammer and uses it to smash the heads of anyone who complains about this ever*
I strive to be as a good a person as John Green is.
(Source: reinaescarlata)